不知真實性如何，但實在太好笑了wwwwww
湯上一位網友去觀看電影內戰時，聽到隔壁一對可愛的情侶分別站不同CP，感情及性生活因此岌岌可危(並不
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things i heard from the lovely couple next to me (i went to see captain america civil war today, and the couple next to me were amazing. seeing as i don't know their names, i'll refer to them as guy 1 and guy 2)
me: i'm really sorry to point this out, but my ex is sitting a few seats down from you guys and he keeps glaring at you
guy 1: well we'd better give him something to glare at, then
guy 2: *kisses guy 1*
(bucky took a hold of a running motorcycle and picked it up while someone was on it)
guy 1: *stands up* WHAT THE FUCK
guy 2: yeah, what the fuck? sit your ass down!
(steve just kissed peggy's niece in front of sam and bucky)
guy 1: sam and steve are going to have a long conversation in bed, followed by hardcore sex
guy 1: if only tony were there, he'd probably just do it to steve on the car in front of the chick
guy 2:
guy 1:
guy 2: are you telling me that we have been dating for over a year now, and you don't fucking ship stucky?
(steve and tony were fighting)
guy 1: that is some crazy foreplay
guy 2: do you have a blood kink or something, jeez
(later, during the same steve and tony fight (bucky was fighting too))
guy 1: steve and tony are going to have some crazy sex after all of this
guy 2: no, steve will be too busy with bucky
guy 1: not a chance. a couple is going to have crazy makeup sex, and it's not stucky
guy 2: well it isn't us either
^^^^^^^^^^^^^我要被這句笑死了
(after the movie had finished)
me: you two had some pretty great conversations
guy 1: (his whole face was blushing) sorry you heard that
guy 2: i'm not. hey, do you ship stucky, stony, or stam?
me: stucky all the way
guy 2: at least someone has some fucking sense